Many years ago, In the district called French River, located in the remote north of the prefecture of Duluth, a young samurai found himself lost on an unfamiliar country road. He was on an extremely important errand for the daimyo, charged with a delivering a writ of execution, but he was not overly concerned with having found himself lost. It was a cloudless sky and the sun was rising out of the east toward noon’s apex. His destination, a run-down part of the prefecture, overseen by a rapacious and rather uncivilized clan, was located due west. He had only to walk that way, keeping in mind his mother’s oft-repeated saying, “all roads lead to home,” and he was sure eventually he’d come across a local peasant who could set him to rights.
Near noon, he found himself crossing a small, pleasant river. It was early spring, but the sun was high and hot, and he decided to rest and eat a bit in the shade of the bridge’s span.
Now, this bridge, and this river, was known to the superstitious peasants of the area, dirt-grubbers all, as the haunt of a troll, but the young samurai of course had no recourse to this knowledge as he settled onto a smooth rock to eat his meager lunch…