Him:	Alright man actually this is all going to have to wait a while, I just received some interesting news that made me realize I really should stop sucking random guys cocks.
You:	lol oh yeah? what news is that?
Him:	Well my girlfriend of 6 years officially told me while I was at the mall with her today that she wants to get married. We're moving to New York next week, that's where I'm going to go to college. Sorry to bore you with all this, but I'm just so damn happy. All my time is going to be devoted to her, and packing. I'm sure I'll be back in town around holidays and I'll drop you an e-mail. But I'm sorry I'm just so excited. I need to set aside man slutting myself out for a while.

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